bae: hey come over
me: i cant
bae: my parents aren’t hom-
me: i’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of august
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
I worry about my friends a lot. Maybe even more than me
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT