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“Black Sheep” - Metric/The Clash at Demonhead (full Brie Larson vocals)

Hello again, friend of a friend. 

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taint3ed:

choctawaukerman:

bae: hey come over

me: i cant

bae: my parents aren’t hom-

me: i’ll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of august

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LMAO NOOOOOO

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

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